January 2012
14 posts
Born With Two Vaginas →
Always make a backup.
December 2011
9 posts
Aww
Thank You Everyone! I’m pretty stoked, right now.
November 2011
11 posts
I had no idea Obama had a Tumblr.
It’s not democracy, it’s Digiorno.
– Jon Stewart, on Congress’ recent decision to declare frozen pizza a vegetable in public school cafeterias (via natteringnabobs)
Baby, by the time you have kids and they’re in school, no one will care about...
– Kris Humphries, Recently Divorced
October 2011
8 posts
Edit
My Axl Rose post was all wrong. Axl Rose obviously has not been eating any salad. Sorry for the inaccuracies.
September 2011
10 posts
Is this thing still on?
but, it's still different
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