February 2012
8 posts
Opinion: Why we should regulate sugar like alcohol →
Later, my opinion piece on why this person should be slapped.
SUGAR FOR LIFE.
My campaign — you can choose where to focus. You can focus on the rich. That’s...
– Mitt Romney
January 2012
17 posts
Born With Two Vaginas →
Always make a backup.
December 2011
9 posts
Aww
Thank You Everyone! I’m pretty stoked, right now.
November 2011
11 posts
I had no idea Obama had a Tumblr.
It’s not democracy, it’s Digiorno.
– Jon Stewart, on Congress’ recent decision to declare frozen pizza a vegetable in public school cafeterias (via natteringnabobs)
Baby, by the time you have kids and they’re in school, no one will care about...
– Kris Humphries, Recently Divorced
October 2011
8 posts