March 2009
82 posts
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Soundtrack Of Your Life…
Random Lyric Monday, Pass It On...
- (1: 39:17 PM) You feel a disturbance in the force...
- Ar**t: I'M A COWBOY
- Ar**t: ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE
- Ar**t: I'M WANTED
- Ar**t: DEAD
- Ar**t: OR
- Ar**t: ALIVE
- Ar**t: Didn'tcha know, it's random lyric Monday
- Pappalardo: no
- Pappalardo: i had no idea
- Ar**t: Well then, you're in for a BIG surprise
- Pappalardo: big surprise huih
- Pappalardo: huh]
- Ar**t: DON'T SCREAM ABOUT
- Ar**t: DON'T THINK ALOUD
- Ar**t: TURN YOUR HEAD
- Ar**t: NOW BABY
- Ar**t: JUST SPIT ME OUT
- Pappalardo: where is this on tumblr?
- Pappalardo: twitter
- Ar**t: no, just music I'm listening to
- Pappalardo: you just make this up today
- Ar**t: and I'm typing them out
- Ar**t: yeah
- Pappalardo: yeah to you made it up?
- Ar**t: It would seem that way
- Pappalardo: hahahaha
- Pappalardo: you thinkin its gonna catch on
- Ar**t: I doubt it
Hope & Unicorn Farts
- A**t: You an Obamacrat?
- Pappalardo: what?
- A**t: Obamacrat
- Pappalardo: obamapendent
- Ar**t: dunno, just a word I ran across
- Ar**t: Some conservative... blog? I guess.
- Ar**t: March 21, 2009
- Obamacrats to Initiate Directive 10-289, Points 2 and 7
- Pappalardo: thats hilarious
- Pappalardo: yeah im an obamapendent
- Pappalardo: i like to think of myself as part of the solution
- Pappalardo: and not the problem
- Pappalardo: sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffff
- Ar**t: where's your hybrid... damn hippy
- Pappalardo: uhhh
- Pappalardo: my car runs off e85 if i so choose to do so
- Ar**t: Yeah, almost not the same thing at all
- Ar**t: My car can run off hope and unicorn farts... if I so choose to do so
- Pappalardo: im going to wait until there are more starving people until i start using food for fuel though
“When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contemptible as man”
—Diogenes
“Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you’ve got an audience.”
—Diogenes
Oooh, Cookie!
- James: it's TOO EARLY to break out into song
- Guy: i know
- Guy: thats why i stopped
- Guy: it was too much
- Guy: i just overloaded my system
- Guy: i really dont want to be here
- Guy: i need a snack
- Guy: oooh cookie
I'd like to, But....
- Ar**t: Man, I'd like to go on and tell you how great SocialScope is
- Ar**t: but
- Ar**t: PLEASE NOTE: SocialScope is in private alpha and access is available via invite only. During this time, we intend to keep all aspects of SocialScope CONFIDENTIAL. By using SocialScope, you agree that you will not disclose any look and feel, features, functionality or other aspects of SocialScope to anyone until SocialScope's official public launch.
- Ar**t: clearly my hands are tied
Listen
The Perfect Startup Sound For Your Friends Computer…
The Economy
1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
4. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
10. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?”
11. Motel Six wont leave the light on.
12. The Mafia is laying off judges.
13 The bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds”. You have to call the bank and ask if they meant you or them…
“If you’re going to tell the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they’ll kill you.”
—George Bernard Shaw
