Puzzld: Archive

Apr 30th

Fixed where then?

@GMTexas: @GPappalardo The first Camaro did NOT go to the shop after 15 minutes. There was a problem with one cable on one vehicle. It was repaired. this was a response to: @GPappalardo: I guess GM is going to try and stay solvent through repair charges. The first 2010 Camaro purchased went to the shop after 15 minutes. My question is this, If it was not repaired in a shop then where was it...

Apr 29th

And the winner is...

RT @thedayhascome: If foreplay is my wife accidentally touching my balls when trying to push me away because I’m humping her leg, then consider me turned on.

Apr 29th

Queef Free

There’s a time in out lives, when we must listen to the oppressed And realize that we’ve been keeping women down They have power and they have courage And we must all stand by the belief That a woman is strong, and she has the right to queef Fly free Free to queef aloud Fly free Let every queef show that you’re proud You face so many challenges to put an end to your grief You’re a woman now and...

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

Apr 28th

This is how it starts...

Ar**t: RAPING PIGS
Ar**t: THAT'S HOW IT STARTS
Ar**t: PIG RAPE
Ar**t: PIG RAPE
Ar**t: PIG RAPE
Ar**t: PIG RAPE
Ar**t: PIG RAPE = SWINE FLU
Ar**t: What, you have an alternate theory?

Apr 28th

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Not signed into messenger...

Ar**tt: You know how I can tell I'm not signed into messenger?
Pappalardo: i send you pictures
Pappalardo: in email
Ar**tt: When you send me links to squirrel-mounted stormtroopers through email

Apr 28th

Drunk On Twitter

@JohnnyMcDonough: sorry guys im wasted so if i dont make sense o fuckin well! by the congratifucklations to everyone living it up tonight! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

This is caring right here

Ar**t: You will appreciate the great restraint I’m showing by not txting you horrible 80s lyrics right now.

Apr 27th

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Apr 24th

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The Stars List

The Stars I have dished out for this week. This time it’s the top 49, no reason. 01. benmarvin (37) 02. joeschmitt (29) 03. abigvictory (25) 04. tj (22) 05. Aimee_B_Loved (22) 06. sween (20) 07. rsmallbone (19) 08. Ryan_Durham (19) 09. BadGopher (19) 10. Rayke (17) 11. trelvix (14) 12. smilinbjones (14) 13. Yayaa (14) 14. PiscesInPurple (13) 15. blondediva11 (11) 16....

Apr 24th

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