January 2010
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They change fast on my Tumblr…
Anonymous asked: what is the meaning of life?
Really?
I’m posting this not because I’m a huge M*A*S*H fan, but because these lyrics were written by Robert Altman’s son when he was 14 years old. Wondering what growing up in the Altman house was like to pen lyrics like that at the age of 14…
Suicide Is Painless
Lyrics by Mike Altman
Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for...
nikiwithissues-deactivated20110 asked: Do you smoke?
histigerlilly-deactivated201105 asked: May I light your cigarette?
paulewogblog asked: Yes. And here I am proving it, because if they were not a thing I wouldn't be typing this.
Can I get a "what, what" ?
Can I get a "what, what" ?
Are these questions still a thing? →
I have a problem..
I am addicted to creating new blogs on other platforms just to see what they are like. I’ve done it again today, I fear there is no help for me.
Sad
R.I.P. - JD Salinger
Believe it or not,
I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so...
Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing... →
Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island... →
Just in case you don’t read The Onion, these stories were too funny not to share.
Rush Limbaugh - "I Don't Even Want To Be Alive... →
This just might be one of my most favorite cartoon episodes ever.
Drawn Together
“Clum Babies”
Say it ain't so... →
Now this is a quiz. →
Looks like this guy was right... →
Of course, I wish he hadn’t of been.
I happened upon this and thought it was weird, so I shared.
All I know is some people do weird shit in their...
Guy: digsby is milking the RAM must restart
"Guy" signed off at Thu Jan 07 09: 09:19 2010.
"Guy" signed on at Thu Jan 07 09: 10:03 2010.
James: How do you milk RAM?
James: Is there a RAM milking machine with 184 little suction nozzles?
James: What color is RAM milk?
James: And why is the thing that milks it called "Digsby"?
Guy: hahahaha
Guy: You sqeeze its RAM nipples, not yet, silver and digsby is the RAM milk god.
Guy: answering your questions in order
James: Or are you referring to RAM as a male sheep?
James: Is "Digsby" into some kind of sick bestiality?
James: And why are you watching it?
James: Does rebooting the "Digsby" make it stop "milking the RAM"?
Guy: I dont have time for this
Guy: hahaha
James: Damn. All I know is you got some weird shit goin' on in your cube.
Guy: no ram is a male memory
Guy: i dont know what gets digsby off
Guy: i like to watch
Guy: yes digsby will stop milking the RAM when you reboot him.
Guy: its not weird
Guy: its natural
Do you really want to know... →
WTF
When you answer a question it sends it to Twitter? No option to uncheck box?
Lame.
badgopher asked: Do you buckle to peer pressure on the Internet? Like, by turning on the ask questions feature of your tumblr at the mere mention that everyone else is doing it?
Ok...
I checked the box for questions, now what.
The Official God F.A.Q. →