Ramen Noodles May Lead to Chronic Illness →
Shit. I should be keeling over any time now.
'Touchdown Jesus' statue in Ohio destroyed by... →
Obviously, this was a sign.
If you touch my junk I will have you arrested– John Tyner, San Diego resident Also, my quote of the day.
By buying your ticket you gave up a lot of rights.– TSA supervisor
The TSA's Dick Measuring Device →
This article is hilarious, and don’t forget to check out part 2 at the bottom.
The Twinkie Diet →
This man is a true pioneer.
Did you see that Barbara Bush showed him her miscarried fetus in a jar when he...– Quote of the Day
Finally, McRay picked: Republican Rand Paul. Not that he had studied the...– This is why we can’t have nice things.