The real solution, the end state, is a relief well.– Mary Landry, Coast Guard Rear Admiral (BP currently is working on two relief wells, but they are not expected to be ready until August, (Doug) Suttles said.)
CIA's secret Iraq weapon revealed: a Saddam gay... →
I need to get the CIA to help me write jokes, they’re really good.
Charlie Skelton's Bilderberg files →
This series of reports is hilarous. Start at the bottom with the March 13th article and work your way up. So worth it.
America Speaking Out →
The GOP has setup this website (using taxpayer money) to see what Americans want. I say everyone asks for legalization of gay marriage and see what they have to say about that. Because, I mean, they’re asking…
Google SSL →
For those really good searches.
It is impossible to say and we will mount, as part of the aftermath, a very...– Tony Hayward, BP CEO
What I don’t like from the president’s administration is this sort...– Rand Paul
Cop shoots man in back, on video. Source (The video shows on my page, just not in the dashboard for some reason.)
Everybody smokes dope after work.– Anthony Bourdain
Ready.. Set... Boycott.
Castrol, Arco-am/pm, Aral, Amoco, and Wild Bean Cafe
We’re not going to take any extra efforts now to calculate flow there at this...– British Petroleum
The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean, the amount of volume of oil and...– British Petroleum
Q: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? A:...– Variant of an original writing by Paul Darwin Foote
When Miranda Rights Are No Longer Needed →
If they were good enough for John Hinckley and Timothy McVeigh, they should be good enough for any other terrorist, whether foreign or domestic. If basic rights are not available to EVERYONE regardless of what has been done, then you essentially have nothing. Because once you find one group who is not deserving of these rights, what is to stop people from trying to justify bringing other groups...
And they're going for the 'Money Shot'. →
Everybody cover your eyes, this could get ugly.
Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will...– Benjamin Franklin